Letter sent Saturday, December, 26, 2015:
| Sweden is just straight up picturesque sometimes. The flag, the houses. CUTE. |
| Nicki, her mom, us, A. Gentry, A. Halterman. Christmas Eve. |
| Sign that's in every elevator. So funny. Like, you aren't going to die by getting crushed by a garbage can in an elevator. Why is a sign needed? |
| New Christmas Eve Pyjamas. Glamour shot before bed. |
Okay okay. So like, no P Day on Monday in case you hadn't realized that yet. They wanted to change our p day to today because they thought we wouldn't get any work done today because people wouldn't want to meet with us or something. Jokes on them because we're meeting with people anyways and so p day/emailing time will be short anyways so sorry if this isn't a sufficient letter. I'll try to type at the speed of light.
Last Tuesday we had Christmas Zone Conference. We combined two zones at once. Ours(stockholm) and Norrland (the farthest north-hence the name norr land (north land)...yeah). It was so so so fun because I got to see some of my MTC posse. Äldste Bentson, Äldste Moulton, Syster Campbell, and the one and only Syster Davis. YAY. Old komratskap joy. President and Syster Beckstrand did a hilarious reading of the Night Before Christmas that was changed to be missionary style and we played white elephant. Which was kind of a nightmare becuase me and Syster Crawford forgot to buy anything for it on P Day so we just had to find random crap in our apartment. Which actually turned out better than you would expect. We had a gingerbread house kit and then all these goodies that members had given us and some weird christmas penguin stuffed animal (don't ask why...there are things in this apartment that date back to the 1900's...like since 1995 missionaries have lived in it). Then we just had to wrap them in grocery bags because apparently the people in the 1900's didn't feel the need to stock up on wrapping paper for some reason.
This Tuesday we had a Distrikts Meeting where we christmas caroled outside of a tunnelbana (subway) station. And then like 2 companionships would contact as everyone was singing. It was a great time and we realized that we actually don't know very many christmas songs. We kept having to break into we wish you a merry christmas like 100 times when there were awkward pauses. The office elders gave us a bunch of Mormons Boks while we were there because we had ran out so our train and bus rides home were just such a struggle because we were trying to balance all these books.
This week we also had Mission Prep with the young women in our ward. They are SO SWEET. I love them so much. There are 3 of them that are planning on going on missions. Nicki is already 19 and she's submitting her papers any day. We're so excited to see where she goes!
Okejj, now to Christmas! Jul! Everyone here in Sweden celebrates on Christmas Eve, Jul Afton. Nicki invited us to her house for Julafton, along with the elders in our ward. (Everything we did Christmas Eve and Christmas was with the Elders so when I say we, it includes them too (Äldste Halterman and Äldste Gentry)0. And her mom prepared all this classic swedish food for us. Like so much. All the traditional swedish food is served on holidays. BUT, before we ate we watched Kalle Anke! Every single Swede watches Kalle Anke on Christmas Ever. It's on at 3 on tv and basically sweden stops functioning for an hour while everyone watches it. Kalle Anke just means Donald Duck. It's basically just an hour of tiny disney clips with swedish narration over the top. So like one tiny clip was from Cinderella when the birds and mice are making her dress for her. You know the song that they sing? How it's all high pitched and you can hardly tell what they're saying?...Imagine it in Swedish. Impossible. SO high pitched. It was fun. Then we played some games with them; a game like scattegories. This one was so funny because we would pick the letter we were going to use and we would get an impossible letter like 'z' and after like 30 seconds Nicki would be like, "I'm done! Stop!" and we were like, WHAT, how'd you do it so fast?" And it would turn out that she thought we had said a different letter because they pronounce the alphabet differently here. Haha but it was fun. We played another game similar to Agricola. Which, you know I hate that game, mom and Ethan. Now imagine where I actually don't understand the rules and all the cards are in Swedish and the crop names are in Swedish and like I just have no idea what's happening. I thought I had such a good tactic to plant a ton of crops one turn but then I drew a card that apparently said that a flash flood came and destroyed my crops. I just had to take their word that that's what the card actually said. Basically that was the end of the game for me. No, but it was fun still. I guess.
Also, Swedes open their presents on Christmas Eve night. So we opened presents with Nicki's family. She got us all the little Swedish horses. I forgot what they're called in Swedish, but you know what I'm talking about. Mine is darling and his name is Oscar. We had Nicki's mom name them so they could all have Swedish names.
When we got home I opened the present you sent me in the MTC, mom. Syster Crawford loves my new one piece pyjamas...at least she probably does. I like them. The little butt flap is entertaining. And actually they're way comfy.
THEN CHRISTMAS!!! We spent the afternoon with an elderly couple in our ward. Lars and Astrid Nilsson. And another lady from the ward, Elisabet. Lars was an olympic bobsledder. I don't know what the right terminology for that sport is. But like holy cow a real live olympian! Fame. Haha I don't know all the logistics of his fame because, once again, language barrier lol. darn swedish. They had prepared a full on Swedish Christmas feast for us. So sweet. So like raw salmon, and shrimp, and seal, and beet pudding, and caviar, and lamb, and ham(thank goodness), and lingonberries, and bread(praise), and of course potatoes. And we had Julmust. Julmust is a soda that we've had everywhere we go this past week. It's only here during Christmas time but then they have it agian at easter time. The exact same soda but they just change the label to say something eastery instead of 'Jul'must it's called 'Påsk'must. It's sick. Worse than Diet Coke. Hardly any missionaries like it. Anyway, we ate and then got to SKYPE. YAYAYAYAYAY. I loved seeing you guys and your cute one piece pyjamas too. And talking to you. and just looking at you. I love you, enough said.
Then when we hung up, I left the room and guess what the two cute old ladies were playing!! Rummikub! So we played that a couple times and it was just so so fun. and just like home. And I just thought of playing Rummikub with grandma because I was with two darling old ladies.
Then we went to another family in our ward-the Mitchell's. They are from America. So we got a little American Christmas! We had ham and cheesy potatoes and yum. I love their family. And we spoke in English so I was a more participatory member of the conversation.
The good thing is that Äldste Gentry is also a greenie. He was in the MTC group right before mine that all had to visa wait in the US and then they can to Sweden with us. So he doesn't know the language either. So I have an ally in being completely confused and smiling and nodding and taking cues on whether or not we should laugh, smile, be concered, etc. from our trainors. Haha that literally is my life now. I've really been utilizing my peripheral vision out here. I always have to keep an eye on Syster Crawford to know what my reaction to things should be. It's suprisingly effective. Normally once a person realizes that I don't know what they're saying they just won't look at me as much and will talk directly to Syster Crawford. But with my advanced abilities and skills of reacting based on her reactions, they thing I legitimately understand everything. They also probably think I am a mute. You can't win them all.
So, here are some Swedish facts for you (all based on just my experience so like maybe they aren't facts, but they probably are):
1. these people LOVE cheese. Like, they have an 1/8th of a grocery isle dedicated to cereal, but a WHOLE isle dedicated to cheese. The smallest you can get it is the size of our biggest ones here in America. Ha..."here in America". Who am I.
2. They all breath in to agree with you. So just as you're talking they will be breathing in to show you that they follow and agree or like what you're saying. It's audible but not noisy. If you want a demonstration, just wait for 16 more months and I can give you one.
3. You have to pay for shopping carts here. WHAT!?
4. They have the most hilarious signs here. The exit sign is a man running, then an arrow, then a door. And the signs in the elevators are sooo funny. I'll attach one. At least I think they're funny.
5. They don't have chocolate chips here. But they still make chocolate chip cookies. They just chop up chocolate bars every time. I feel like a lot of time could be saved if they would just invest in shipping some chocolate chips over here. Right? right.
6. I've heard, never actually seen, that when they ride their bikes here, to signal that they're coming up behind you, instead of ringing a bell or something, they just call out "yoohooo!" Like the store owner in Frozen who says "yoohoo big summer blowout!" funny.
I love you I love I love you all.
God Jul och Gott Nytt År!!
Kärlek,
Syster May






